1 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:26,630 hi everybody welcome to la waves basketball yes this is not your own 2 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:30,290 personal food trough what are you talking about this is shareable it's a 3 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:34,810 value pack isla we can't keep this seat empty all season it's a total waste of 4 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:40,470 money no that makes us look bad jake from state farm could be sitting here 5 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:47,330 the oh hey big fan this seat will not be empty all season okay 6 00:00:47,850 --> 00:00:50,770 Do you think Allie's just going to come storming in here one night saying she's 7 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:54,210 sorry and beg to come back? Wake up, dum -dum. Not going to happen. 8 00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:58,630 She's gone. As soon as you get that through your thick skull, better off 9 00:00:58,630 --> 00:00:59,229 all be. 10 00:00:59,230 --> 00:01:01,050 Have some donuts. Get out of my face. 11 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,550 You're lucky I have a second one. 12 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:06,790 Tie game. 13 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:10,270 Fifteen seconds left. Who is Norm Stinson going to give the last shot to? 14 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,270 Point! Point! Double action! 15 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:17,290 Give. Flashes on the wing. Gets the ball. 16 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:20,730 Splits the double tee. Puts up the shot. 17 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:22,770 And gets the roll! 18 00:01:23,110 --> 00:01:25,590 What a call by Coach Stinson! 19 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:29,650 This kid's really stepping up and becoming a leader on this team. 20 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:31,430 What the fuck? 21 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:32,950 Oh, my God! 22 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,268 Oh, 23 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:36,390 my God! 24 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:38,830 Wham, bam, cam! Rude! 25 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:40,750 Oh, what is it, 2016? 26 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:44,650 Oh, it's like some prime Marcus out there. There's always prime Marcus out 27 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:47,110 there. You know, I got to say, when I saw Dyson taking that last shot, I was 28 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:51,150 like, what the fuck is Norm doing? Doesn't he realize we got Marcus 29 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:51,809 the squad? 30 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:54,330 Yeah, we got the dub. That double teamed me all night anyway. 31 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:55,530 Hey, I like that attitude. 32 00:01:56,230 --> 00:01:58,270 Everybody's got to pass the torch at some point. You know what I'm saying? 33 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:01,270 All right, I'm missing Lizzie's birthday, but I want to get together 34 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:04,310 Let's get the kids together. Yeah. All right. Good job, everybody. Good job. 35 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:14,110 Yeah, well, I told Lisa that silk is a very clingy fabric, so she better start 36 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:15,110 wearing underwear. 37 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:16,910 Yeah, I know. 38 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:18,910 Jesus Christ, Sandy! 39 00:02:20,810 --> 00:02:25,970 The CFO of our company cannot be seen in the background of a reality TV show 40 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:30,970 with no pants on. Go peel your asses. And get a spray tan. Have some self 41 00:02:30,970 --> 00:02:34,950 -respect, for God's sake. Why did you pause it? Turn it off. And how is this 42 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:37,370 basic cable? Oh, you can see his balls. 43 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:38,749 Oh, hey! 44 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:42,030 This is my personal life and, frankly, none of any of your business. Well, 45 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:44,830 you've just made it our business, haven't you? Lizzie watches this shit 46 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:47,450 friends. You want every Yenta and Brentwood to know you've got a lopsided 47 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:52,090 sack? Sandy, you are responsible for the financial health of this team. 48 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:55,930 If everyone thinks that you're the next Tom Sandoval, it's a bad look. 49 00:02:56,290 --> 00:03:00,290 Time out. I got this, okay? Listen to me. Who wouldn't want to be on a Bravo 50 00:03:00,290 --> 00:03:02,230 show but not like this? 51 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:04,010 I told you guys that I met Andy Cohen. 52 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:09,750 Yes. Andy, you have to fix this. Okay, fine. I will talk to Charlie. Could you 53 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,730 please stop replaying it? Turn it off. 54 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:16,230 It's going back and forth. That's right. It's a boomerang now. How is it doing 55 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,230 that? 56 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:23,110 L .A. is down one, but has the ball. 57 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:26,910 Curious to see what Norm Stinson draws up here. Okay, this is us. We got this 58 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:29,990 game, guys. Travis, you're coming out for the ball. Marcus, you run the 59 00:03:29,990 --> 00:03:33,610 to the wing. Everyone thinks it's going to him. Travis, you fake it hard to him. 60 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:37,570 Hit Dyson for the back door. Got it? Pause. Easy bucket. Let's go. All right, 61 00:03:37,570 --> 00:03:39,790 hands in. Waves on three. One, two, three. Yo, 62 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:42,530 hit me. I'm going to be okay. 63 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:44,390 But Coach said give it to Dyson. Coach? 64 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:47,490 Man, Coach will be here in ten minutes. Just give me the fucking route. 65 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:53,020 Coburn inbounds to Bug. 66 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:55,000 Marcus and Dyson look to get open. 67 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:57,720 Travis hits Marcus. He has to rush a three. 68 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,040 No good. 69 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:00,540 And L .A. loses. 70 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,980 Not a bad idea letting Marcus take the last shot, but you gotta wonder why they 71 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:06,760 didn't ride the hot hand in Dyson. 72 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,040 The hell was that? 73 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,760 Hey. 74 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,800 How was work? God, it was amazing. Harry Hamlin let me try his famous spaghetti 75 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,079 sauce, and he fed it to me on a spoon. 76 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:24,940 And Lisa was like, oh, don't make me jealous. And I said, jealous? You're 77 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:25,940 to be single. 78 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,120 Wow, that's cool. 79 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,620 Could we talk for a sec? 80 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:31,860 Yeah, of course. 81 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:38,520 I am so happy for you, and I love our life, specifically our home life. 82 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:43,220 So do I. Right? So I was hoping that you could tell Lisa that... 83 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,550 They can't film here in our home anymore. 84 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:49,650 Oh, so it's about the acne on your butt? 85 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:51,890 What? Are people talking about that? 86 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:54,970 Yeah, yeah. I guess it's about that now, too. 87 00:04:55,270 --> 00:04:59,370 Okay? I can't be in the background of a reality show, okay? It's too 88 00:04:59,370 --> 00:05:00,370 embarrassing. 89 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:03,170 Embarrassing? 90 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:06,170 Wow, this is like my dream. 91 00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:12,150 And I am so glad that you love your new job and that you feel fulfilled, but... 92 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,840 Can you maybe see that it's not also my dream? 93 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,760 Okay. Yeah, okay. 94 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,240 I'll tell the producers that we can't shoot here anymore. 95 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,560 Thank you. 96 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:22,580 Thank you. 97 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:25,420 Yo! 98 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:29,300 Driving through the old hood. Figured I'd just pop in. You live 45 minutes 99 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:33,180 Not a thing. How my two favorite queens doing, huh? Should we make some mojitos? 100 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:34,079 Have a kiki? 101 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:38,200 Are you wearing makeup? Ah, Charlie. My diva. Have a kiki? Stop saying kiki. 102 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,520 Okay. 103 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:40,820 There's no cameras here. 104 00:05:41,740 --> 00:05:42,740 Are you serious? 105 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:46,960 I went through full glam for that. It's like 400 bucks. Oh, my God. I gotta go. 106 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:48,640 They did a terrible job. 107 00:05:48,980 --> 00:05:52,840 Are your kids in the car? It's fine. They have their tablets. Oh, my God. 108 00:05:55,840 --> 00:06:00,900 Mm. Mm -hmm. I like the lemon. Mm -hmm. Well, the chocolate tastes like a 109 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:01,900 hostess cupcake. 110 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,820 No. I'm kind of feeling the one with all three combined. 111 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,220 Oh, God. 112 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,640 Ned, that's my fifth cup. 113 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,860 Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt. 114 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,540 Dessert, I guess, but we got to talk. 115 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,300 I should probably get to work. Plus, what Ness just did made me real sick. 116 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,600 Might be done with Kate forever. 117 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,020 Goodbye to me, too. Okay. 118 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:23,340 We got big problems in the locker room. 119 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,280 Oh, because Brielle liked Dyson, too. 120 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:30,940 Travis, some people are just meant to be alone, and they live very full lives. 121 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:31,719 What? No. 122 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,100 Me and Brielle are in love. 123 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,340 Okay, look. 124 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:38,170 Agreed. Yeah, it's for a magazine cover. Which one? 125 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:43,230 None yet, but I was hoping you could hook me up. I could call a friend at 126 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,069 Nast, maybe. 127 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,070 Condé Nast -y? 128 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,150 That sounds tight. 129 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:50,730 Travis, what do you need? Look, Marcus is not feeling coach at all, all right? 130 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:54,270 And although I like Norm, and I've always wanted a firm yet loving father 131 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:58,530 figure, I already have that in Marcus, okay? I don't know who to listen to. Can 132 00:06:58,530 --> 00:07:02,690 you just tell me what to do, Mama? I mean, Isla. Okay, is this about what 133 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,030 happened at the end of the game last night? 134 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:08,160 Marcus missed a shot he's made a thousand times. It happened. No, that's 135 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,300 what happened. Dyson was supposed to get the ball. Marcus changed the play. 136 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,439 And Norm is mad? 137 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,980 Marcus ran sprints all practice. 138 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,500 Oh, shit. Marcus does not run sprints. 139 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,280 Yeah, we're at Def Jam 2. 140 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,640 Isla, you got this? Let me know if you need me. 141 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:22,180 Do you want some cake? 142 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,080 Uh, I'm gluten -free, but I'll take some for my snake. 143 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:31,920 Oh, hey, Allie. Great news. 144 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:33,480 You're headed north. 145 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:35,020 Aren't we already north? Please. 146 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,460 Toronto's the Miami of Canada. 147 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:40,440 No, there's a First Nations boy at a yellow knife who's already seven feet 148 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,259 in grade five. 149 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,140 Sounds like it might be a glandular issue. Is he okay? 150 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,880 That's what you're going to find out next weekend. 151 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:49,160 Oh, I actually have... Well, I had an event that weekend. 152 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,500 Oh, yeah? What is it? 153 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:54,380 Tyler's wedding. But I actually doubt I'm still invited, so... Well, I'm sure 154 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:55,239 won't be your last. 155 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,420 Anyway, get your tire info to my assistant. She'll get you fitted for 156 00:07:58,420 --> 00:07:59,420 chains. I'm driving? 157 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,300 Can't land a plane in that weather. 158 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:02,820 But I can drive? 159 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,420 Don't brake on the black guy. 160 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:08,940 Hey. 161 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,880 Hey. Hey. 162 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:12,380 Okay, stop. 163 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,600 Wow. You're lean, but really out of shape, huh? 164 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,140 I have kids, asshole. 165 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:23,140 I don't have the luxury of playing grab -ass at Crunch all day. Crunch? 166 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,920 I have an Equinox Global Pass. 167 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:30,180 Listen, you may remember I procured a loan from the team in order to... 168 00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:32,340 expedite my release from rehab. 169 00:08:32,659 --> 00:08:34,659 Yeah, and you've missed the first three payments. 170 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,520 Yeah, and I've heard all your zesty comments about it, too. 171 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,419 Here, consider us paid up. 172 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:41,539 Where did you get this much money? 173 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,600 From your mom. 174 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:44,680 Ha ha. 175 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:45,920 Very funny. 176 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:47,820 But did you talk to her, though? 177 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,040 Jesus Christ. 178 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,960 When did she get back from Mar -a -Lago? 179 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,820 Marcus, can I talk to you for a second? Fine. 180 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,740 Maybe it'll distract me from aching knees. 181 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:02,640 after your coach had me run his sprints for the last two hours. 182 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,580 Well, technically, he's your coach. Yeah, but you didn't even come to me 183 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:10,460 hiring him. That's not how a good organization treats a star, especially 184 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:13,660 star is Marcus Winfield. You're right. I should have talked to you. But the good 185 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:17,900 news is, Norm is a great coach. You just have to get to know him. 186 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,860 In fact, the three of us should go have dinner. Jack, you'll set it up with Ray. 187 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,560 All right. 188 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:23,860 But go to Roy. 189 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,360 Ray's stuck in space on Blue Origin. 190 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:27,640 Day 46. 191 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,560 Say a prayer. 192 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:36,860 Okay, well, we're gonna... I could... Nope. 193 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,760 I'll get a new phone. 194 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,820 Hey, have you had a chance to look at this feeding chart? 195 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:47,180 Oh, yeah. 196 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,720 I sat your cousins next to my aunt because she's from New York. 197 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:54,820 My cousins aren't from New York. No, I know, but, you know, they have a lot in 198 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:55,900 common, culturally. 199 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,340 I so appreciate you trying to make my Jewish family feel comfortable. 200 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,620 Oh, yeah. How do I look for my dinner with Marcus and Norm? 201 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,440 Does this say peacemaker? 202 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,280 Big time. Very Camp David. 203 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,820 Feels like a political reference. 204 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,480 I don't get it, but I'll take it. Okay, understood. 205 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,100 How are you feeling about the dinner? 206 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:15,840 Like I should have done it sooner. I mean, I want to get off to a good start 207 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:20,300 this season, and if Marcus and Norm aren't vibing, I can kiss the ring 208 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:25,100 Well, I am sure that you will bring these two together over a succulent... 209 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:30,140 prime rib, or there's also a short rib. I checked out the menu online. I'm so 210 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:33,760 hungry. This wedding diet is killing me. Honey, if you look better than me at 211 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:37,980 our wedding, I will run away bride you. You have said this several times. 212 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:42,300 Have fun. I'll be here eating ice chips. 213 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,780 I'm so excited for you to try this restaurant. Everything is amazing. 214 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,120 Oh, no, I ate it already. 215 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:53,520 What? 216 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:57,290 Why? Because I had a colonoscopy this morning, and I've been on nothing but 217 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,150 broth and soup prep for 48 hours. 218 00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:00,770 I just ate a lot. 219 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:04,350 The guy at Fatburger just shook his head. Doesn't matter. 220 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:08,130 The point of this dinner is for you and Marcus to get on the same page. Don't 221 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,410 worry. We're going to be on the same page. 222 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,890 Oh, there he comes. Marcus, thank you so much for coming. 223 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:17,470 Sorry I'm late. I had dinner at home. My chef does cocoa by Tuesday. 224 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:22,630 You both had dinner? I literally pre -ordered three large format platters. 225 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:23,429 take mine to go. 226 00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:26,230 Oh, God. You know what? Whatever. You're here now. That's all that matters. 227 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:31,010 Guys, I'm so happy we're doing this so we can clear the air and have a great 228 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:32,010 season, right? 229 00:11:32,230 --> 00:11:35,830 Oh, we were having a great season when I was getting the ball. Yeah, well, it's 230 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:40,010 a long season. Hey, Norm, let's tell Marcus what a great value he is to the 231 00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:41,010 team. 232 00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:45,650 Okay, look, Marcus, I get it. You've hit some pretty big shots for your team, 233 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,150 whatever they needed it. Exactly. 234 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:50,250 And you're still the big dog in the locker room. I know that. 235 00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:52,510 But this is about championships. 236 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:56,170 And when you don't want to play that I call, you kind of screw up my whole 237 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,170 goddamn plan. 238 00:11:57,230 --> 00:11:58,530 Oh, you got a plan. 239 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,790 Yeah, that's right. And you got to get on board with it. I knew you were trying 240 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:04,090 to cut me out. This is on you. 241 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:05,350 I'm out of here. 242 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,370 Chef Greg made profiteroles. 243 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:08,910 Marcus. 244 00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:11,070 Norm. What was that? 245 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:14,910 You're supposed to get him to like you. I'm sorry. I blew it. I was trying to do 246 00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:15,829 a tough love thing. 247 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:18,650 I saw Ted talk about boundaries. Didn't watch the whole thing. 248 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:22,650 Survivor was coming on. Okay, well, it didn't work, did it? And it made him 249 00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:26,390 madder than he was minutes ago, and now I'm mad. Look, I can fix this. How? 250 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:30,250 We got the big road trip coming up. That's when teams bond, okay? There's no 251 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,510 family, no distractions. 252 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:35,150 I'll pack the travel scrabble. Before you know it, it's all going to be 253 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,950 copacetic, which is a hell of a scrabble word. 254 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,860 You can just box all that up. I don't need pork, though. What? There's not one 255 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:45,440 thing of pork on there. That's not pork. What is that? It's a seafood towel. Oh, 256 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,440 oh. 257 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,600 Bring it back. 258 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:53,100 And the nightmare road trip comes to an end as the waves get blown out in Miami. 259 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:57,200 Marcus, you guys just went 0 -6 on the road trip. Why did Coach Stinson leave 260 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,200 you on the bench in the fourth? 261 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,280 You'd have to ask him. 262 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,700 I'm not the coach. 263 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,100 I'm just the franchise's all -time leading scorer. 264 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,120 Did you go to the locker room early to prove a point? 265 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,800 I had a headache. 266 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,620 Okay, I'm going to say this as kindly as I know how. 267 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:12,580 Norm is a fucking loser. 268 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:13,539 He sucks. 269 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,860 He is an anchor around our necks. He is dead weight. And I want to say I told 270 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,040 you so, but I'm a good guy. 271 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:21,100 The season just started. I get it. It looks bad. 272 00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:25,080 And you're going to take a bit of an L. We'll take a bit of an L if we let him 273 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:28,540 go. But Jesus, we're fucking 3 -12. We're supposed to be contenders for the 274 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,400 championship, not the lottery. 275 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,580 Tyler, they're right, okay? I mean, this is bad. At this rate, we are going to 276 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,340 end up... Wait a second. 277 00:13:37,579 --> 00:13:40,920 Okay, he's gonna be a while. Look, we gotta do this now so we can salvage the 278 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,180 season. No, I hired Norm for a reason. I know he can do this. 279 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,700 And if Allie was here, she'd agree with me, too. Well, thank God she's gone. 280 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:51,360 Look, you're wrong. Just fucking admit it. Even Dad would admit when he was 281 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,360 wrong. 282 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,640 You know what, Cam? You're right. 283 00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:01,620 Ha! 284 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:02,700 62 and 20. 285 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,320 That's actually not that bad. No, you did it backwards. 286 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:08,160 Somehow upside down, too. 287 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:13,340 Oh, hey, thanks for coming in, Norm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry. I know 288 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:17,500 here. I blew it, right? I blew it with Marcus. Norm. You have to respect me, 289 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,500 we're on a losing streak. 290 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,140 You got to fire me. Norm, stop talking and let me say something. 291 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,360 Just sit. 292 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,820 Okay. 293 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:30,840 Okay, yes, there are a lot of people that would like to see you get fired, 294 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,980 that's not happening today. 295 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:36,890 Okay. Do you remember my mom? Yeah, yeah, proud, beautiful woman. 296 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:40,430 Didn't need the second facelift, you know what I mean? But she and your dad, 297 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,530 they were a great couple. 298 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:46,510 My dad cheated on her like 500 million times. Yes, he did. Yeah, but despite my 299 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:50,950 dad's mistakes, he loved my mom. And he did whatever he could to keep the family 300 00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:56,130 together. And so when my mom started to feel really neglected, he'd do whatever 301 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:59,030 he could to make her feel like she was his number one girl. 302 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:04,320 And I am talking diamonds, a convertible, a house in Palm Springs. Do 303 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,320 what I'm getting at here? 304 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,180 You want me to buy Marcus a car? 305 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,680 I mean, I'm underwater. 306 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:13,600 Norm, Norm, I want you to make Marcus feel like your number one girl. 307 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,000 Uh, I get it. 308 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,200 Yeah. 309 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,880 But whatever happens, don't tell him about that analogy, because he'll just 310 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,900 fixate on being the woman. 311 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,440 I get it. 312 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:29,540 Halftime in L .A., Marcus Winfield leads all scorers with 18. 313 00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:32,280 Best we've looked in weeks, and we're still losing. 314 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,180 Well, at least Norm's getting Marcus' ball. 315 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,740 Isla, our fleshman, a .k .a. the fleshman, toilet king of Orange County. 316 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:43,920 Hey, Al, how are you? Oh, good, good, good. Now that I am front row, center 317 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,920 court. 318 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,120 Yeah, did Allie do that? 319 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,120 No, Allie was a waste of time. I think she just wanted to hook up with me, I 320 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,780 think. I don't know. Cam made it happen. He's my boy now. 321 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,630 Ness, Ness, why don't you go get him some swag? 322 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:57,870 Yeah. No. 323 00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:02,730 You know what? We have a sweatshirt, no sleeves, covered in sequins. Screams 324 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:03,730 your name. Oh, my God. 325 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,770 I feel seen, man. Ness, I see you. 326 00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,410 Winfield brings it up. He's having his best game of the season. 327 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:16,930 The coach has been calling his number all night, and Marcus has been 328 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:20,930 George! Oh, but he's called for the charge. 329 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,770 That means two, two, two. No, you've got to be kidding me. 330 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:25,750 That's terrible. 331 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:27,150 I'm serious, Marcus. 332 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:31,830 Give me the ball. I'm not kidding, Marcus. Now give me the ball. I'm going 333 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:32,970 kick you up. Give me the ball. 334 00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:36,490 Back off, Marcus. Back off. My man. What the hell was that? 335 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:37,690 That's not a charge. 336 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:41,550 You can burn shit in your eye. I get that you're the worst ref in the league, 337 00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:43,930 but seriously, how can you make that call? 338 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:48,220 That's a tech. I don't give a shit about a tech. You can't make that call on 339 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:51,020 Marcus Winfield. You're just lucky you get to watch him play. 340 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,099 Oh, wait, I forgot. 341 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,039 You're blind. 342 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,860 You put some respect on his name, you dumb bastard. 343 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,200 That's it. 344 00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:01,260 You're out of here. Good, because I can't stand to watch you work. You dumb 345 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,260 assholes. Give me that. 346 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,400 Oh, no, no. 347 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:07,419 It's winning. 348 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:08,540 Yeah. Oh, shit. 349 00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:10,119 That's the good one, too. 350 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:17,939 Hey, man. 351 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:20,380 You knock on my side, boy. What the hell? 352 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,700 Charlie, what is going on? I thought we said no more shooting. Let me explain. 353 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:27,500 Hold on. If you're going to talk, we're going to need to mic you. No, no. Do not 354 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,000 come near me. Look, I told the producers that we couldn't shoot here anymore, 355 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,820 but they loved our drama so much, they just wanted to get a little bit more of 356 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:35,840 it. So just tell me to kick everybody out and be mad. No, I am mad, okay? And 357 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:39,320 I'm not part of this show. All right. We'll boom in. Do not boom. Stop it. I 358 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,220 don't want to be a part of it. Oh, fuck off. 359 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,240 Come on. Keep rolling. We'll calculate it at the end. Which one of you filmed 360 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,760 butt? Oh, shit! 361 00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:48,720 Can you excuse us, please? 362 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:52,700 First they told us to go into the living room. Then they put us in here. Where 363 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:56,000 do you want us to set up? I don't care. Anywhere but my bedroom would be great. 364 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:56,679 Thank you. 365 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,200 Sandy, I know that you're mad, all right? But we are catching on. 366 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,760 People love seeing your ass. John Ham played it on Watch What Happens last 367 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,100 night. So your plan was to have a fight on camera? Have you gone insane? 368 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,760 This is how we make it. If this plays out, we could get our own show. 369 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,440 I was thinking we could call it Groom Me. Then it could be about us opening a 370 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,500 dog salon. I have. 371 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:15,749 A job. 372 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:19,150 And I thought you wanted to be an actor, not a reality star. Come on, every 373 00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:22,510 actor wants to be a reality star now, all right? And if this works, we could 374 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:27,830 on Traitors. No, I don't... No, still no. I would be very good on that show 375 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:31,690 I would win, but that's not what I signed up for. Well, this is what I 376 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,290 right? And I'm not giving it up. 377 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:38,950 So you would rather be on TV than be with me? 378 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:40,450 That is... 379 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,780 No, look, all I know is I don't want to be with someone who would make me 380 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:46,780 choose. 381 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,860 Then I guess we want different things. 382 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,720 Wow, I guess we do. 383 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:01,620 So this is it? 384 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,880 Yeah, I think so. 385 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:15,139 Hey, Charlie. 386 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,400 Yeah. They need you. 387 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:18,660 Okay. 388 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,120 Goodbye, Sandy. 389 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,060 Hey, man. 390 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,720 There's a baked potato bar at Crafty. 391 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,300 Thank you. 392 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:37,340 Hey, how you doing, Norm? 393 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,660 I'm in a little pain, but... 394 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,160 I think it's all superficial. 395 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:45,880 No, that ligament is gone, dog. Look, his shin is just floating in blood right 396 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,980 now. It's crazy. 397 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:49,820 Son of a bitch. Please, tell me that we won at least. 398 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:54,400 515. Good. I mean, you went psycho out there. I know in today's world it's not 399 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:58,740 cool when a white guy just totally loses it, but it was awesome. So I could do 400 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,160 that again. I got rage. 401 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,500 I was born with one technical. 402 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,520 I hate the world. Oh, no, no, no. 403 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:08,220 It's fine. But Marcus did have his best game of the season, and I think it had a 404 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,300 lot to do with your performance. 405 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,860 Well, I just had to let him know that he's my best girl. 406 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,200 Yeah. 407 00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:23,060 Yeah, you need your best girl. Yeah. 408 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,760 I gotta go. 409 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:27,720 Um, rest up, Norm. All right. 410 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,680 Marcus, hey, I don't know if you heard, but my son's bar mitzvah is approaching, 411 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:36,590 and I was hoping you could sign, like... 300 yarmulkes by Saturday? Hey, Doc, 412 00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:40,290 let me get you real quick. I'll just forge them. We'll see if he's available. 413 00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:44,470 You know the ref made the right call? 414 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,129 Hell yeah. 415 00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:47,370 That was a charge big time. 416 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:52,330 Thanks for having my back out there. 417 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:58,750 Marcus, look, you're the best player that I ever had the honor of coaching. 418 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:01,930 But I gotta get these young guys ready for when the playoffs come. 419 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,280 So they have your back. 420 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,500 Even Marcus Winfield can't win alone. 421 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:08,980 It'll be close. 422 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,100 I'm with you, Coach. 423 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:14,860 I'm with you, Marcus. 424 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,640 Yeah. Hold on, hold on. One favor, please. 425 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,920 Carry me to the toilet. 426 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,160 It's right around there. 427 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,660 Yeah, just drop me off and then come back in 20 minutes. 428 00:21:26,449 --> 00:21:28,870 And that'll do it from Ally Bank Arena. 429 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:31,910 L .A. cruises to an easy win, 104 .89. 430 00:21:33,370 --> 00:21:34,149 Yeah, man. 431 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:36,050 Why are you mad they won? I'm not mad. 432 00:21:36,470 --> 00:21:37,670 I'm not even acting mad. 433 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:39,930 It's complicated. 434 00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:46,470 Here. Actually, I'm good. It's my mom's birthday tomorrow, and I promised I'd 435 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:47,349 take her to brunch. 436 00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:48,790 Oh, come on. It's like a cup of coffee. 437 00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,370 Come on. Okay, okay, okay. 438 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,940 We are looking to diversify our sponsorships, and we think your caribou 439 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:07,960 exactly the type of jerky we've been missing. 440 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,560 Allie. 441 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:16,880 Allie. Oh, my God. Wait, Isla, what are you doing here? Are you okay? 442 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,280 I'm here for you. 443 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,380 Isla Gordon, I know you're not interrupting a meeting with two of our 444 00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:22,380 important sponsors. 445 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,700 Allie, I've been a fucking horrible friend, and I'm not fucking leaving here 446 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:31,020 unless it's with you, and nothing will make me fucking change my mind. Hey. 447 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,480 Use your church words. 448 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,040 They don't really swear up in here. 449 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,219 This is outrageous. 450 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,740 Wayne Leaf, I am so sorry for this disgusting display. 451 00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:41,900 Oh, shut up, Magnus. You know, you have a mouth like a Saskatoon lumberjack. 452 00:22:43,140 --> 00:22:45,200 Allie, I should have treated you better. 453 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,380 Anything I do without you just feels wrong. 454 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:52,180 Also, when my brothers say something dumb, I have no one to roll my eyes 455 00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:54,100 And I love you like a sister. 456 00:22:54,680 --> 00:23:00,420 I mean, probably more than a sister, because if I... I had one, she'd be a 457 00:23:00,420 --> 00:23:01,420 bitch. 458 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,540 I can't believe you came up here. 459 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,980 You know, especially with the weather grounding all small aircraft. 460 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,960 Did you buy commercial? 461 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,260 First class. They sat me near the bathroom and it smelled awful. 462 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:21,000 Ellie, if you come back to L .A., I will kick Cam out of your office and you can 463 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,020 redecorate. I'm still not going to use any of your shitty high school friends, 464 00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,060 though. Of course not. 465 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,280 They all suck. 466 00:23:31,489 --> 00:23:34,490 Magnus, I say this with absolutely zero respect. 467 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:36,210 I quit. 468 00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:39,930 You're making a huge mistake that I won't ever forgive. 469 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:42,910 Now someone help pack up Allie's things and get him a car service to the 470 00:23:42,910 --> 00:23:43,909 airport. 471 00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:47,870 Thank you for saving me from this shithole. I miss you so much. And I am 472 00:23:47,870 --> 00:23:50,890 getting married without my date of honor. Oh, that's right. Big week. Your 473 00:23:50,890 --> 00:23:52,350 wedding. Boston's coming into town. 474 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:54,470 Right. 475 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,020 Go to bed.